Quote of the day

I’m flying to the US this afternoon. I’m going to try to smuggle a jar of Nivea cream on board. Then, half-way through the flight I’m going to stand up and scream, “Look out! There’s a balm on board. Salve yourselves! Aarrrggh!”

Funny

Almost as funny as a Fark commenter the other day on why Americans shouldn't FrogBash: "If it wasn't for the French, we'd be speaking English right now"

Xbox 360

Now that I have turned my back on my second life, I have time to read books, go for walks, go to the gym, socialise and generally live a more rounded and complete life.

In honour of that, I have bought an Xbox 360 to save me from having to face life. My Xbox Live gamer tag is now displayed on the sidebar. Come kick my arse online sometime.